Girl : Paros wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen..

Jab b kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti

AB TUMHARI BARI HAI

Phir mainay un ki ye aadat khatam karwa di.

Friend : Kaise ?

Girl:Jab koi Mar jata tou mai un k Gaal kheench k kehti...

AB AAP KI BARI HAI

can u read fast in english !

MY
A my
They my
They they my
A my they namy.

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Khulay nahi hain maaf karo:.

hasarat e deedar ki khatir us k muhaly main easeload ki shop khol li roz 1 naya shaks us k namr py 100 ka load kawa jata hy mohabbat na mili shopchal pare

is shart py khilen ge india sy cricket ki bazee,

agar jeet gaye to katrena hamari, aur haar gaye to veena tumhari

Main Ne Jo Apni Girl Friend Ko Kaha
Kay PARDAY Mein Raha Karo Jaan.
Us Ne Police Ko Keh Diya
My Boy Friend Iz Taalibaan.
(‘.’)
//”/\ OhTeri
_/”\_ Khair.

Musharaf: Agar mey Plane sey 1000 ka note phenkoon, to?
Adviser: Aik Pakistani ka bhala hoga.
Musharaf: Agar 500 k 2 note, to?
Adviser: 2 ka bhala hoga.
:-) Musharaf: Agar 100 k 10 note, to???


Advider: Is tarah to 10 ka bhala hoga magar aap jump laga do to poorey Pakistan ka

bhala hoga

Pakistan ka matlab kia?

BOMB DHAMAKAY OR AGHWA!

yeh tera pakistan hai yeh mera pakistan hai

yeh os ka pakistan hai jo sardar-e-pakistan hai

log kehtay hein k pakistan Zinda Baad!

hum kehtay hai......
pakistan se Zinda Bhaag