Raat main chand sitare ache
nhi lagte,

Ab dunya k nazare ache nahi
lagte,

Koi aa k keh de hamari

Ammi se k

Aunty Aap ke bachay ab

Kunware ache nhi lagty

Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means...
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

WIFE says: No darling , it means :-
With Idiot For Ever

A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can't move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE....

When a married man says- I'll think about it,

What he really means that,
He doesn't know his wife's opinion yet.. :-P
Lolz

Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.

Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni khushi
bardasht nahin ker sakta:D

Having WIFE Is A
Part Of Living...

But

Having GIRLFRIEND
Along With The WIFE Is
Art Of Living