Rukhsti K Wqt Dulhan Car Me
Bethany Lgi To Boli : Itni Bri
Car?

Dulha:

Asi MALIK aa

Ghr Ponchny Pr:

Itna Bra Ghar?

Dulha:

Asi MALIK aa

Jb Kmray Me Ayi To Boli:

Itna Bara Kmra?

Dulha:

Asi MALIK aa

Jb Dulha Sex Krne Lga To Ghusy
Se Bola Itna Bara Phuda?

Dulan Pyar Se: Me V VENNA
MALIK aa:)

Dullah Suhaag raat dua maang
raha tha ' ya khuda mujhay
taaqat aur tajraba atta
kar'...................Dulhan
boli: tu sirf taaqat ki dua kar,
tajarba mujhe boht hai.


Boy askd girl: y do u love
a rose,
Which dies in a day. But
Dont love
me,
Who dies 4 u everyday??

Girl replied:

.

.

.

Oye hoye...
What a
dialogue!! :d

1 Film ky Poster par kesi PEER ke Urrs ka Poster lag gia
.
Poster Phat gia owr likhayi mix ho gayi
.
1 Ticket mai 2 mazay
Langar ky baad zabardast Dance hoga
Maulana Sultan Rahi ke full action ke sath
Khwateen ke lie pa.

Phone Baja!
Husband: Agar Phone mere liye ho to kehna main ghar pe nahi hon
..
Wife: Woh ghar pe hain
Husband: Mene mana kiya tha na, mana kar dena :/
Wife: Phone aapka nahi mera tha.

WAPDA,
KESC,
Pakistani Cricket Team,
Zardari Or
JAALI DEGREE Walon K Ilawa Tamam
Ahle-Watan Ko
jashn-e-azadi Mubarak Ho... ;-

Aaj fir Pappu ne Kamaal Kar diya..
.
.
BANK me jake So Gaya..
.
.
Kyu.?
.
.
.
.
Kyuki Usne Board Par Padha
.
.
.
Yaha SONE par LOAN milta Hai.