HR : Apni salary slip ko confidential rakhain
Me : Jee main khud bhi kafi sharminda houn apni Salary Slip se

Girl :Janu mere hath mai boht dard hai
Boy: O mera shona Baby Ummmmaahhh sahi huwa?

Girl :Han
Paas khara Dr: Lanat saadi MBBS di degree te

Behind every hmm there is a lot of hidden Galiyan

Me : Hello PTCL,net nahi chal raha
PTCL : let me check
Me : Waiting
PTCL : sorry we can't check
Me : why?
PTCL : hamara bhi nh chal raha :)

Ek ghar vich char bandy rahndy c ek
piu ty putr aur baho ty sas ty ek hamsya aya ty kahnda hi ek
manji dedo
ghar wly kahndy ney sady kol do manjiyan ne
putr kahnda ay ek tey mai tey medi ammi
sondy han doji ty medi bv ty meda qbbu sondy ny

hamsya kehnda ay manji na deo per suty teez naal karo

......daant na pat

Muhabat ek anokha ehsaas hai


Mery upar wali line buhat bakwas hai

Papooo ....!!
Yar ma tooo phans gay shadii kar k.....??

Dost...Q kay hova ....??

Papooo....!!
Yar bewiii k make up ka karchaa bardash nhii hotaa .....aur make up k bagire bewiii bardash nhii hotii...??

Hehehe....??