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Q:Wo konsi ek baat hai jo hazaroon saal pehle bhi students kehte the,aj bhi kehte hain or qayamat tak kahengay ?




A:buss kal se parhai start karunga'':-D

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Difficult or boring papers sy students tang aa gay hain

Akhir kab tak ho ga ye zulm
Ab humain aisy papers chahien

Total marks50
Choose the best
MCQ’s,
1Tery mast mast_____ nain
(3,5,2)
2______badnaam hoi darling tery ley
muni,kaki,bachi

3Maa ka laadla ______gaya
sudhar,bigr,ujar
4Aj_____jorra pa
Saadi farmaish ty
(Kala,Laal,Peela)

5Tum_____aye
Pass,ghar,yaad

New pattern Farwad to all teachers

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2 Friends Exam k baad

1st:

Ye paper konsa tha?

2nd:

Maths ka

1st:

Matlab tu paper ke k aya hai.

2nd:

Nai yar sath wali larki pas Calculator dekha tha.

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Ek Muddat Se Mere Haal Se Begana Hai,
Jane Zalim Ne Kis Baat Ka Bura Mana Hai,
Mein Jo Ziddi Hoon Tu Wo Bhi Hai Ana Ka Qaidi,
Mere Kehne Per Kahan Us Ne Chale Aa Na Hai

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All i want you is to be courageous Be calm and be self equipped with facts and figures to conquer this exams battle. I wish you is best of luck in your exams

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According to newton’s 4th law for exams-
every book will continue to be at rest
or covered with dust
until some
external or internal exam moves it!

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Pre-Engineering wale marty nahi,
zinda dafnay jate hain
.
.
her ek paper mein buri tarha tarpai jate hain
.
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koi khol k tu dekhte kafan ko un k
.
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Qabar mein bhi 5 yearz solve karte pai jate hain