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Kabi to humari gali aao…
thora sa Sharmao..!
Muskurao!
Apni ankho se zulfein uthao…
humare ghar ki bell bajao…
Aur
awaz lagao…
“Koora DeY do.

  Contributed by sikanzzz on Fri, Sep 19th 2014
  in Category  Funny sms


 

Dil cheer ke dikhaau, to dard dhoondh na sakoge,

Waah...waah. .. dil cheer ke dikhaau,

To dard dhoondh na sakoge...

Kyonki dard to mere dant me hai,

  Contributed by sikanzzz on Fri, Sep 19th 2014
  in Category  Funny sms


 

What is the Colour of Frequency?

Ans: Purple

How?

Frequency=1/time

means 1/sec

1sec = Ek Pal
1/Pal= Per Pal

Per Pal= PURPLE..!

PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi. :-)

  Contributed by sikanzzz on Fri, Sep 19th 2014
  in Category  Funny sms


 

All my friends are getting jobs, engaged, or married.

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I am just getting more awesome..!!

  Contributed by sikanzzz on Fri, Sep 19th 2014
  in Category  Funny sms


 

Ultimate Beezati
A Boy texts a girl
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Boy: Hey!
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Girl: Hi! What u doing?
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Boy: texting the most beautiful girl in the
world.
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Girl: Aww How cute!
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Boy: Ya! But She is not replying, so m
texting U!:p:p

  Contributed by sikanzzz on Fri, Sep 19th 2014
  in Category  Funny sms


 

Ek Shadi me band wale ne apne master se poocha, band kab tak bajana hai????

Band Master- AAth-Das pag tak baja lo, baad me to ye sab janretor ki awaj par bhi nach lenge........

  Contributed by sikanzzz on Fri, Sep 19th 2014
  in Category  Funny sms


 

This Moment Which Came Almost In Everyone's School Life
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When A Teacher Points At You And U Look Behind And Then Say

Who? Me? =O :P

  Contributed by sikanzzz on Fri, Sep 19th 2014
  in Category  Funny sms


 

GIRL: Mari Aik Aik Sans Pe 10 10 Larkay Martay Hn,

Pathan: To Baji kOi acHA Sa TOOTHPASTE Istimal Q ni karti.
G.O PATHAN

  Contributed by sikanzzz on Fri, Sep 19th 2014
  in Category  Funny sms


 

GF & BF on Phone

Boy : Hey aaj kya Khana Khaya ?
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Girl : Tumhe Bas Yehi batain Karni Aati hain
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Boy : Oh oh Ok ye batao…

How Should Central Bank fight these Inflationary
Trends with Minimum Intervention
In The Money Markets ?

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Girl : Hmmmm….

Daal Chawal khaye Hai !!!

  Contributed by sikanzzz on Fri, Sep 19th 2014
  in Category  Funny sms


 

School: A place where papa pays & son plays.
Life insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all ur
Life so that you can die rich.
Nurse: A person wakes up to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage: A contract in which a boy loses his bachelors degree &
girl gets her master’s degree.

  Contributed by sikanzzz on Fri, Sep 19th 2014
  in Category  Funny sms