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Challenge�

1. China kis Mulk me Hay?

2. 14 Aug kis Date ko Aati
hay?

3. Green Rang kis Colour
ka Hota hai?

4. Tematar ko Urdu me Kia
Bolte hai?

5. Quaid-e-Azam ki qabar
main kon dafan hay?

' Apni nind se to hum bhi
pyar
karte hain. Is
liye aap ki nind subha_subha
kharab karte
hain, log rabb ko yaad karte
hai,
ham
subah-subah apko yaad karte
hai.
good morning ...


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pathan: Yaar Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nahi Nikalta?
2nd pathan: Kya Pata Nikalta Bhi Ho, Andhera Itna Hota Hai Ki Dikhai Kuch Nahi Deta....

1 pathan gadhe pe baith k college jata tha? 3 saal baad paidal college jane laga? Socho kyu???? ? ?? Kyoki gadhe ka graduation complete ho gya tha..
hahahah

pathan bank Me Chilaya-
Kisi Ki noto ki Gddi Jis Pe Lal rubr Bndhi ho,
Giri h kya?
Sbne Hath uthaya.
pathan-Note to koi Le Gya,
Ye rubbr Pdi Mili he.hahahah

' Un Ki ?
Yaad?
Sy?
Ghafil?
Hon Bhi
To Kaisey?
?
Aankh Khuli Hai To
Khayal Un Ka,
Ankh
Bund Hai To Khawab
Un Ka '

pathan: Biwi se ladai khatm hui?
2nd pathan: Haan, ghutne tek ke aai thi mere paas...
pathan: Usne ghutne tek ke kya kaha?
2nd pathan: Boli, bed ke niche se nikal aao , ab nahi marungi.....hahhah