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4 seasons of Karachi:

1. Thori Garmi
2. Bohat Zyada Garmi
3. Sardi ki Acting
4. Repeat

Pakistan me sardiyon Ki Sogaatain:

1. Gajar ka halwa
2. Mong Phaliyan
3. Sasty Kism K nakam aashiq aur unki Poetry

Doctor: Mubarak ho! Larka howa hai.

Mother: Koi nai, bara hokar Facebook pe larki banega !

Sheikh: May aaj Bus k pche
Bhgta hua Ghr tk agya or
kirye k 10 Rupe Bch gye
Srdar: Tm bewaqof ho
Rakshy k Pche Bhgta to 80
Rupe Bch jty

At the bank, I told the cashier: I'd like to open a joint account please.
Cashier: Okay with whom?
Man: Whoever has lots of money :-)

Faqeer ny aawaz lagai,
...
Behan roti dy do baba bhoka hy

Ghar se aawaz aai, Teri behan meky gai hoi hy, aaj tera behnoi bhi bhoka hy :)

Friend 1: I'm getting married .
Friend 2: I'm dating a girl
Me- tumhe nahi lagta ye lays ke packet mein aur chips aani chahiye..